Scarlett & Penelope

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-- Paulette, I took your mail. You have a lot of letters today.









- Bloody hell, letters still exist ?! I never read them.
Please throw that crap in the garbage, honey.










- Well, if you don't read them, may I open them ?
I love to poke my nose into other people lives...











- The first letter is from Johnny Depp.
He invites to you a sex marathon.










- Him again ! Each time her wife is out he calls me...










- Second letter : some people want you to be
the new queen of the Easter Island.
SOOOOOOOO boring this place I guess.












- Third letter : Hollywood wants you !!!
A major studio is about to shoot a movie about your life !!!










- Yeah !!! Cheers !!!










- I want Penelope Cruz to play my part !!!










- And me Scarlett Johansson.
Then I could stroke my boobs all day long !!!












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8 commentaires:

greta g a dit…

Héhé j'ai bien vu l'hommage à Truffaut...

Café Naïveté a dit…

ahahahah.... what else can I say.. we all know who's the Diva here:)

davidikus a dit…

Très fort, le coup du décalage (par contre, je n'ai pas vu l'hommage à Truffaut, si quelqu'un pouvait expliquer ?)

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la flore et la faune a dit…

greta g, bravo, tu as gagné un dvd de Domicile Conjugal (""si j'avais des seins, je me les caresserais toute la journée")

Merilin, Done ! Scarlett said yes to play Paulette.

Davidikus, le film est actuellement en tournage à Bali.

The Anthology a dit…

Paulette's such an international superstar, isn't she?

I feel honoured to know her.

*Kelsey

The Photodiarist a dit…

LOL!!! This is awesome. The last two scenes are brilliant.

paanie a dit…

lol! it looks like a drama filled and exciting film!

la flore et la faune a dit…

Kelsey, sure she is... And more. She's an intergalactic superstar. Martians love her.

The Photodiarist, thank you. I was very pleased to shoot Penelope and Scarlett at my home.

xs, I'll tell you when it's released.

Ashley, thank you dear. Welcome on board.