FIAC / Modern art

- But Paulette we don't have the invitation for
the FIAC !!! (parisian modern art exhibition)

- I don't give a shit about the invitation !

- Hello, young man...

- If you don't make us in, I tell everybody you're
hung like a canary (don't say no I can see it)...

- And the Grand Palais is mine according
to this old paper signed by Louis the 14th
- Ok ok, get in, ladies.

INSIDE THE FIAC...

- Wow ! What is the masterpiece ?







- But... but this is just a giant dick !!!?
- (the man) What ? Don't say that, old bat !









- You uneducated bitch !
This is a reverse tribute to Courbet's "The Origin of the World" !







- Come on Rhonda,
let this man jerking off his brains out and let's drink !









- Cheers ! The best masterpieces are us, dear Rhonda !
- You're right, Paulette !!!








(10 mn later)








- Excuse me dear, I'm gonna vomit.

























- OMG ! You repainted the Basquiat !!!










- Who did that ? You did ?!










- Yep !










- This is a reverse tribute to Basquiat. 10 millions $.










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--- Great. I buy it.



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