Scarlett & Penelope

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-- Paulette, I took your mail. You have a lot of letters today.

- Bloody hell, letters still exist ?! I never read them.
Please throw that crap in the garbage, honey.










- Well, if you don't read them, may I open them ?
I love to poke my nose into other people lives...











- The first letter is from Johnny Depp.
He invites to you a sex marathon.










- Him again ! Each time her wife is out he calls me...










- Second letter : some people want you to be
the new queen of the Easter Island.
SOOOOOOOO boring this place I guess.












- Third letter : Hollywood wants you !!!
A major studio is about to shoot a movie about your life !!!










- Yeah !!! Cheers !!!










- I want Penelope Cruz to play my part !!!










- And me Scarlett Johansson.
Then I could stroke my boobs all day long !!!

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